Skier ( ) 25/05/2001 22:38:06

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Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people.” This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power. Postulate 2: Time is Money. As every engineer knows Power = Work / Time Since Knowledge = Power Time = Money Knowledge = Work / Money. Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge. Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done. Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make. Ëó÷øå ãîð ìîãóò áûòü òîëüêî...